The greatest gag gift yet!
Twittle Bolt® will change your life! Now there is a way to enjoy one of life's greatest pleasures anytime you want! Such a simple concept, yet so right for the 21st century. Safe sex, without fear. Without guilt.
Screw around safely! Anytime! Anyplace!
Twittle Bolt® can be used anywhere, at any time. It even works in your pocket! You can even use it right out in the open! In front of anyone, without shame or embarrasment. That's right, screwing around has never been safer, easier or more acceptable.
Complete Instruction Booklet included
When you receive your Twittle Bolt® you will find complete instructions to gain the most pleasure. Written in plain, easy to read English, this booklet even includes everything you need to know to maintain this increadible piece of machinery.
Safe!
No need to worry. Twittle Bolt® is the safest way yet to screw around. You can share it to a friend without hesitation. One size fits all!
Reliable!
Proven design that any man can appreciate. And any woman will cherish - Twittle Bolt®warms up in seconds and is always available.
Long Lasting!
The durability of Twittle Bolt® is unquestioned. Made from all natural materials with the look and feel of a fine machine.
Order now! Only $19.95 including S&H!
Why wait? Order yours today. Great gag gift for bachelor and bachelorette parties! Give it to friends. Major credit cards and PayPal accepted. `
What our users say:
I just wish I had Twittle Bolt® years ago - Now all I want to do now is Screw Around! All day long! And I can!! -- Screwing Around in Minneapolis
My girlfriend gave me a Twittle Bolt® last week and told me to go screw myself! I'm so glad she did. -- Happy Twittlebolter - Texas
I just wanted to thank you for inventing Twittle Bolt® because now I can Screw Around Safely anytime I want. Last night I did it in front of my Mom and she just smiled and said how nice it was to see me happy. -- Sixteen and Screwing My Brains Out